Svaki dan Bart Simpson, od ponedjeljka do petka, mora ostati poslije nastave i za kaznu ispisati cijelu školsku ploču. Rečenica koju ispisuje nikada nije ista, a što ispisuje ovisi od svinjarije koju je taj dan napravio. I tako u svakoj epizodi Simpsona u uvodnoj špici Bart ispisuje školsku ploču, stare Simpsone možete pratiti svaki radni dan na RTL-u a novije epizode na HRT-u vikendom. Evo nekoliko Bartovih pločnih piskarija:

- I will not instigate revolution
- I will not burp in class
- I will not draw naked ladies in class
- I did not see Elvis
- I will not call my teacher “Hot Cakes”
- Garlic gum is not funny
- They are laughing at me, not with me
- I will not yell “Fire” in a crowded classroom
- I will not encourage others to fly
- I will not Xerox my butt
- It’s potato, not potatoe
- I will not trade pants with others
- I am not a 32 year old woman
- I will not do that thing with my tongue
- I will not drive the principal’s car
- I will not sell school property
- I will not get very far with this attitude
- I will not sell land in Florida
- I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
- I will not sleep through my education
- I will not fake rabies
- I will not spank others
- I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge
- Funny noises are not funny
- I will not spin the turtle
- This punishment is not boring and pointless
- My name is not Dr. Death
- I will not defame New Orleans
- I will not prescribe medication
- I will not bury the new kid
- I will not teach others to fly
- Teacher is not a leper
- I will not eat things for money
- The principal’s toupee is not a Frisbee
- Goldfish don’t bounce
- I do not have diplomatic immunity
- I will not charge admission to the bathroom
- I will never win an Emmy
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
- I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
- The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
- I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
- I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
- Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal
- The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
- Nerve gas is not a toy
- “Bewitched” does not promote Satanism
- Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
- I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
- I will not hide the teacher’s Prozac
- I am not licensed to do anything
- Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
- I did not invent Irish dancing
- There was no Roman god named “Fartacus”
- My butt does not deserve a website
- I was not the inspiration for “Kramer”
- “butt.butt” is not my E-mail address
- I will not scream for ice cream
- My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
- I am not the last Don
- I can’t see dead people
- I will not dance on anyone’s grave
- I am not the acting President
- I should not be twenty-one by now
- I am not Charlie Brown on acid
- Vampire is not a career choice
- I will not
- Over forty & single is not funny
- I’m so very tired